We've looked over all the details of your project, had someone come out to make sure the estimates we perfect and as a company here at sb inc we have decided that you should pay double. You are such a pain in the ass to deal with and such an asshole that we are going to tax you for it. Consider it an asshole tax. You see, yo've been to every other firm in town and burnt your bridges. We contacted them and they let us know that they will not accept anymore projects from your cheap ass. Theyknow you have the money to pay them, you just want to haggle and be an asshiole, therefore, since we are the only firm left in town that wil even accept your phone calls, you will pay the asshole tax, double our regular fee.